What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. by Carroll Bryant

Carroll Bryant: Life, Legacy, and Inspiration

Carroll Bryant, a renowned figure known for their contributions to Comical, Funny, Humor, has inspired countless individuals with their wisdom. The quote 'What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.' emphasizes the importance of Humorous in our journey toward personal growth and self-discovery. Explore related topics, similar quotes, and more inspirational content on this page.

Related Quotes


Quote by Albert Einstein: He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

Carroll Bryant

#Funny #Funny but true #Humor #Humorous

Quote by Albert Einstein: Today I feel like I did tomorrow.
Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

Carroll Bryant

#Comedy #Comedy humor #Humor #Humorist

Quote by Albert Einstein: One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which cas...
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

Carroll Bryant

#Comedy #Comedy humor #Comical #Funny

Quote by Albert Einstein: All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too dr...
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

Carroll Bryant

#Comical #Funny #Funny humor #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.
The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#Funny quotations #Funny quote #Funny quotes #Girl quotes

Quote by Albert Einstein: April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.
April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

Criss Jami

#April fools #April fools day #Funny #Funny but true

Quote by Albert Einstein: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

#Funny #Humor #Mean

Quote by Albert Einstein: I don't think I'd want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway.
I don't think I'd want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway.

Haruki Murakami

#Humorous #Humour

Quote by Albert Einstein: I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.
I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

Don Roff

#Funny #Humorous #Ironic #Ostentatious

Quote by Albert Einstein: Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.
Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

Neil Gaiman

#Bananas #Blood #Book #Fantasy

Quote by Albert Einstein: Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Aphorism #Aphorisms #Forget #Funny

Quote by Albert Einstein: Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

Carroll Bryant

#Comedy humor #Comical #Humor #Humorist

Quote by Albert Einstein: Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Carroll Bryant

#Comedy #Funny #Funny but true #Funny quotes

Quote by Albert Einstein: I love you as I do all - not at all.
I love you as I do all - not at all.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Funny humor #Funny life quotes #Funny lifestyle #Funny quotes

Quote by Albert Einstein: I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

Zach Galifianakis

#Funny #Growing up #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

Zach Galifianakis

#Funny #Growing up #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Abraham Lincoln

#Funny #Humor #Internet #Quotes

Quote by Albert Einstein: I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.
I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

Jane Austen

#Funny #Girls #Humor #Mean

Quote by Albert Einstein: I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

Zach Galifianakis

#Funny #Growing up #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

Zach Galifianakis

#Funny #Growing up #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

Zach Galifianakis

#Funny #Growing up #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

Robert A. Heinlein

#Cats #Funny #Humor #Kittens

Quote by Albert Einstein: When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

Zach Galifianakis

#Funny #Growing up #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.

Zach Galifianakis

#Funny #Growing up #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

Zach Galifianakis

#Funny #Growing up #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

Zach Galifianakis

#Funny #Growing up #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.
It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.

Terry Pratchett

#Diarrhea #Funny #Humor #Rain

Quote by Albert Einstein: Checked thoroughly, humans stink.
Checked thoroughly, humans stink.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Behavioural psychology #Funny humor #Human nature #Humanity and society

Quote by Albert Einstein: Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.
Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.

Neel Burton

#Amusement #Cognitive psychology #Comedy #Humour