Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Funny life quotes 2

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  Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

  George Carlin

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  If you listen carefully enough to anything, it will talk to you.

  George Washington Carver

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  Life is a continuous process of adjustment.

  Indira Gandhi

  #Funny #Success #Leadership

  

  Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

  Yogi Berra

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  Life is a party. Dress for it.

  Audrey Hepburn

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  Beauty is not extravagance; beauty is life.

  Imelda Marcos

  #Funny #Stupid #Garbage disposal

  

  Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

  George Carlin

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  Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.

  George Washington Carver

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  Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.

  Anthony T. Hincks

  #Comedians #Cry #Crying #Funny

  

  I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

  Lucille Ball

  #Happy birthday #Beauty #Funny birthday

  

  Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

  Lucille Ball

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  Everyone gets the experience. Some get the lesson.

  T. S. Eliot

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  Education is understanding relationships.

  George Washington Carver

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  Do what you can, with what you have and do it now!

  George Washington Carver

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  Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache.

  Santosh Kalwar

  #Choice #Funny #Goose egg #Heartache

  

  Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.

  George Washington Carver

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  Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.

  Lucille Ball

  #Happy birthday #Beauty #Funny birthday

  

  If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

  George Carlin

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  Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important.

  T. S. Eliot

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  Men live by forgetting and woman live on memories.

  T. S. Eliot

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  Whether we're prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.

  Lucille Ball

  #Happy birthday #Beauty #Funny birthday

  

  Turn things you've always wanted to do, into things you've done

  T. S. Eliot

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  It is simply service that measures success.

  George Washington Carver

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  The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters.

  Audrey Hepburn

  #Inspirational #Funny #Motivational

  

  The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.

  Don Roff

  #Art #Funny #Humor #Inspirational

  

  There is no short cut to acheivement.

  George Washington Carver

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  Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

  George Carlin

  #Funny #Life #Witty

  

  The whole universe is like some big FedEx box.

  Haruki Murakami

  #Funny #Ironic #Life #Metaphor

  

  Without my Savior, I am nothing.

  George Washington Carver

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  Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

  George Carlin

  #Funny #Life #Witty

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