Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Funny quotes 8

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  Thou art a very ragged Wart.

  William Shakespeare

  #Funny #Henry iv #Shakespeare

  

  There is beauty in everything, even in silence and darkness.

  Helen Keller

  #Love #Inspirational #Funny

  

  Without my Savior, I am nothing.

  George Washington Carver

  #Inspirational #Funny #Life

  

  Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  #Funny #Law

  

  I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

  Lucille Ball

  #Happy birthday #Beauty #Funny birthday

  

  I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

  Lucille Ball

  #Happy birthday #Beauty #Funny birthday

  

  Anyone who does not believe in miracles is not a realist.

  Audrey Hepburn

  #Inspirational #Funny #Motivational

  

  At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid.

  Barack Obama

  #Funny #Irony #Irrelevant nowadays

  

  A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

  Lucille Ball

  #Happy birthday #Beauty #Funny birthday

  

  Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

  Erica Jong

  #Funny #Being strong #Spiritual

  

  He who dares not offend cannot be honest.

  Thomas Paine

  #Funny #4th of july #Medicine

  

  I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

  Imelda Marcos

  #Funny #Stupid #Garbage disposal

  

  I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache.

  Santosh Kalwar

  #Choice #Funny #Goose egg #Heartache

  

  I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

  Yogi Berra

  #Funny #Business #Future

  

  I do not have 3,000 pairs of shoes, I have 1,060.

  Imelda Marcos

  #Funny #Stupid #Garbage disposal

  

  I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

  Jane Austen

  #Funny #Girls #Humor #Mean

  

  And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

  Erica Jong

  #Funny #Being strong #Spiritual

  

  I think anybody incapable of changing his mind is crazy.

  William S. Burroughs

  #Funny #Hilarious #Witty

  

  Souls have neither Sex nor Colour.

  Erica Jong

  #Funny #Being strong #Spiritual

  

  The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  #Cats #Funny #Humor #Kittens

  

  The purpose of religion is to keep the poor from killing the rich.

  Napoleon Bonaparte

  #Witty #Funny inspirational #Business

  

  I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

  Yakov Smirnoff

  #Funny #Party #Russia

  

  I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness.

  Imelda Marcos

  #Funny #Stupid #Garbage disposal

  

  Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something.

  Indira Gandhi

  #Funny #Success #Leadership

  

  Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

  Imelda Marcos

  #Funny #Stupid #Garbage disposal

  

  If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.

  George Carlin

  #Funny #Life #Witty

  

  A bend in the road is not the end of the road…Unless you fail to make the turn.

  Helen Keller

  #Love #Inspirational #Funny

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