Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Humor quotations

The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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Visible obstacles shine a light on hidden opportunities.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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You only need four words to spell the greatest word in the universe: L.O.V.E.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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Quotation confesses inferiority.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations.

Benjamin Disraeli

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Timeless wisdom brings timeless blessings.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Be the spouse you wish to have.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.

John Green

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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Stephen King

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I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

George W. Bush

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The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

Charles Dickens

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Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

Carroll Bryant

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A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.

Kahlil Gibran

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Youir're doing this wrong.

Will Advise

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Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

Neil Gaiman

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Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.

Mark W. Boyer

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Life is too important to be lived without a sense of humor.

Oscar Wilde

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FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.

Stephen King

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Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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