Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Jokes

Life can be a waste by jesting and joking away their time.

Sunday Adelaja

#Away #Can #Jesting #Joking

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

Hermann Hesse

#Discordian #Discordianism #Eternity #Humor

Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited.

Santosh Kalwar

#Death #Fun #Joke #Life

You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is.

Santosh Kalwar

#Brain #Front page #Head #Headlines

Checked thoroughly, humans stink.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Behavioural psychology #Funny humor #Human nature #Humanity and society

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.

Sandra Chami Kassis

#Funny #Life #Philosophy #Quotes

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

H. G. Wells

#Fate #Journey #Way

when he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth.

Mitch Albom

#Expression #Happiness #Smile

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

Carroll Bryant

#Funny #Funny but true #Humor #Humorous

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Funny humor #Funny quotes #Humour life #Jokes and whatever

Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Anxiety #Anxious #Aphorism #Aphorisms

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Cynical humor #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Goodbyes

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Aphorism #Aphorisms #Aphorist #Aphorists

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Will Rogers

#Inspiration #Wrestling #Mountain

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

George Bernard Shaw

#Humor

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.

honeya

#Boss #Corporate #Employee #Humor

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Funny quotes #Humour life #Humourous quote #Jokes and whatever

Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.

Santosh Kalwar

#America #Asia #Countries #Europe

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Funny but true #Funny quotes #Humour life #Humourous quote

Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Funny humor #Funny quotes #Humour life #Humourous quote

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Funny and random #Funny quotes #Humorous quotes #Humour life

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

Aniruddha Sastikar

#Fun #Giggle #Joke #Laugh

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

#Inspiration #Wrestling #Mountain

Make jokes. No stress. Love. Live Life. Proceed. Progress.

Lil Wayne

#Sorry #Real #Inspiration

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Funny humor #Funny quotes #Humourous quote #Jokes and whatever

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Atheism #Funny and random #Funny humor #Funny quotes

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Friendly fire #Funny and random #Funny humor #Funny quotes