Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Philosophical humor

What we like to think of ourselves and what we really are rarely have much in common....

Stephen King

#Life #Meaningful #Philosophical #Realistic

In reality, there are as many religions as there are individuals.

Mahatma Gandhi

#Hierological #Philosophical

It is better to burn than to disappear.

Albert Camus

#Philosophical

They can send death at once, but life is slower...

Ursula K. Le Guin

#Oblique #Philosophical #Sci fi

To enjoy a thing exclusively is commonly to exlcude yourself from the true enjoyment of it.

Henry David Thoreau

#Philosophical

Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#Philosophical

Make a liberty without the instinctive duress.

Andy Harglesis

#Liberty #Life #Peace #Philosophical

When the white man turns tyrant, it is his own freedom that he destroys.

George Orwell

#Imperialism #Inspirational #Philosophical

Make thought a whirlwind.

Victor Hugo

#Les mis #Les miserables #Light #Philosophical

Need doesn't care about being sensible.

Amit Kalantri

#Common sense #Need #Needs #Needy

Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.

Carroll Bryant

#Philosophical #Philosophy #Philosophy of life #Thinkers

I charge thee, fling away ambition. By that sin fell the angels.

William Shakespeare

#Philosophical

The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.

Carroll Bryant

#Dreams #Dreams inspirational #Philosophical #Philosophy

All roads lead to Trantor, and that is where all stars end.

Isaac Asimov

#Foundation #Mystery #Philosophical

Youir're doing this wrong.

Will Advise

#British humour #Grammar #Humour #Spelling

Life is too important to be lived without a sense of humor.

Oscar Wilde

#Life #Humor #Joy #Perspective

A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.

Kahlil Gibran

#Humour #Proportion #Sense #Tolerance

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

George W. Bush

#Bushism #Dumb #Fish #Gaffe

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Stephen King

#Definitions #Humor

The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.

Mark W. Boyer

#Humor relationships #Inspirational life #Marriage humor #Relationship quotes

The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Connotation #Humor #Humour #Orgasm

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

Charles Dickens

#Humor #Laughter

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

Carroll Bryant

#Comedy #Comedy humor #Humor #Humorist

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

Neil Gaiman

#Bananas #Blood #Book #Fantasy

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Aphorism #Aphorisms #Forget #Funny

FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.

Stephen King

#Humor #Humour #Stephen king