Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Relationship humor

The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.

Mark W. Boyer

#Humor relationships #Inspirational life #Marriage humor #Relationship quotes

Chemistry is great, but eventually your relationship moves out of the laboratory.

Tim Fargo

#Attraction #Chemistry #Love #Lovers

Friendship is the grease of life.

Ogwo David Emenike

#Friends #Friendship #Humor #Life

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.

Albert Einstein

#Love #Science #Relationships #Humanity

You've got an awfully kissable mouth.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

#Fitzgerald #Flapper #Humor #Kiss

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

Linda Grayson

#Friendship #Joy #Humor #Relationships

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.

Charles Lamb

#Friendship #Humor #Respect #Relationships

Life is too important to be lived without a sense of humor.

Oscar Wilde

#Life #Humor #Joy #Perspective

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

Neil Gaiman

#Bananas #Blood #Book #Fantasy

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Aphorism #Aphorisms #Forget #Funny

A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.

Kahlil Gibran

#Humour #Proportion #Sense #Tolerance

Youir're doing this wrong.

Will Advise

#British humour #Grammar #Humour #Spelling

FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.

Stephen King

#Humor #Humour #Stephen king

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

George W. Bush

#Bushism #Dumb #Fish #Gaffe

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Stephen King

#Definitions #Humor

The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Connotation #Humor #Humour #Orgasm

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

Charles Dickens

#Humor #Laughter

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

Carroll Bryant

#Comedy #Comedy humor #Humor #Humorist

Sports fans eat shit.

George Carlin

#Humor #Sports

We are in the era of dysfunctional relationships.

Steven Magee

#Dysfunction #Dysfunctional #Dysfunctional families #Dysfunctional family

The most powerful relationship you will ever have is the relationship with yourself.

Steve Maraboli

#Self-Love #Relationships #Confidence #Growth

Your relationship with yourself sets the tone for every other relationship you have.

Robert Holden

#Self-Love #Relationships #Confidence #Growth

Your relationship with yourself is the most important relationship in your life.

Diane Von Furstenberg

#Self-Love #Confidence #Relationships #Growth

Our basic relationship to sex mirrors our whole relationship to life.

Swami Dhyan Giten

#Awareness #Joy #Life #Meditation

if you can ,gift a relationship to someone rather destroy a relationship to someone .

litymunshi

#Care #Create #Destroy #Friendship

Our relationship must be right with God before it can be right with man.

Billy Graham

#Billy graham #Relationship with god #Relationship with man

Never carry the baggage of your past relationships on the honeymoon of your future relationships.

Faraaz Kazi

#Future #Life #Love #Past