After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.' by William S. Burroughs

William S. Burroughs : Life, Legacy, and Inspiration

William S. Burroughs , a renowned figure known for their contributions to Funny, Hilarious, has inspired countless individuals with their wisdom. The quote 'After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'' emphasizes the importance of Witty in our journey toward personal growth and self-discovery. Explore related topics, similar quotes, and more inspirational content on this page.

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