Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. by George Carlin

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George Carlin, a renowned figure known for their contributions to Fighting, Humor, Misattributed george carlin, has inspired countless individuals with their wisdom. The quote 'Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.' emphasizes the importance of Peace in our journey toward personal growth and self-discovery. Explore related topics, similar quotes, and more inspirational content on this page.

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Sports fans eat shit.

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Quote by Albert Einstein: Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

George Carlin

#Humor #Life #School

Quote by Albert Einstein: I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.
I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.

George Carlin

#Childhood #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.
If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.

George Carlin

#Humor #Kids #Parenting #Role models

Quote by Albert Einstein: May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

George Carlin

#Benediction #Evil #Goodwill #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

George Carlin

#Fellatio #Humor #Sex

Quote by Albert Einstein: Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

#Humor #Misattributed to shakespeare #Notoriety

Quote by Albert Einstein: Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

George Bernard Shaw

#Dance #Dancing #Definition #Innuendo

Quote by Albert Einstein: I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

George W. Bush

#Bushism #Dumb #Fish #Gaffe

Quote by Albert Einstein: There are occasions when it pays better to fight and be beaten than not to fight at all.
There are occasions when it pays better to fight and be beaten than not to fight at all.

George Orwell

#Live #War

Quote by Albert Einstein: Victory occurs when you let God fight your battles.
Victory occurs when you let God fight your battles.

Jim George

#Battles #Christian #Faith #Father

Quote by Albert Einstein: There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

George Carlin

#Nature

Quote by Albert Einstein: If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

George Carlin

#Funny #Life #Witty

Quote by Albert Einstein: Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

George Carlin

#Funny #Life #Witty

Quote by Albert Einstein: If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.
If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.

George Carlin

#Funny #Life #Witty

Quote by Albert Einstein: Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

George Carlin

#Funny #Life #Witty

Quote by Albert Einstein: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

George Carlin

#Funny #Life #Witty

Quote by Albert Einstein: If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.
If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.

George Carlin

#Funny #Life #Witty

Quote by Albert Einstein: If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

George Carlin

#Funny #Life #Witty

Quote by Albert Einstein: In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

George Carlin

#Funny #Life #Witty

Quote by Albert Einstein: Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.
Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.

George Carlin

#Funny #Life #Witty

Quote by Albert Einstein: If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

George Carlin

#Comedy #Hilarious #Stand up

Quote by Albert Einstein: Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

George Carlin

#Funny #Life #Witty

Quote by Albert Einstein: The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

George Carlin

#Transformation #Growth #Change #Philosophy

Quote by Albert Einstein: You can disagree but do not fight.
You can disagree but do not fight.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#Advice #Disagree #Encouragement #Fight

Quote by Albert Einstein: Nobody can hurt me without my permission.
Nobody can hurt me without my permission.

Mahatma Gandhi

#Fighting #Hurt #Inner peace #Peace

Quote by Albert Einstein: Wars are not won by fighting battles; wars are won by choosing battles
Wars are not won by fighting battles; wars are won by choosing battles

George S. Patton

#Motivational #Business #Military

Quote by Albert Einstein: Better to fight for something than live for nothing.
Better to fight for something than live for nothing.

George S. Patton

#Motivational #Business #Military

Quote by Albert Einstein: Spiritual warfare is the unseen battle God wages on your behalf.
Spiritual warfare is the unseen battle God wages on your behalf.

Jim George

#Battle #Behalf #Believe #Christian