In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job! by Yakov Smirnoff

Yakov Smirnoff : Life, Legacy, and Inspiration

Yakov Smirnoff , a renowned figure known for their contributions to Funny, Party, has inspired countless individuals with their wisdom. The quote 'In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!' emphasizes the importance of Russia in our journey toward personal growth and self-discovery. Explore related topics, similar quotes, and more inspirational content on this page.

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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

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Quote by Albert Einstein: In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!

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Quote by Albert Einstein: In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

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Quote by Albert Einstein: After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

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Quote by Albert Einstein: Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.

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Quote by Albert Einstein: Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

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Quote by Albert Einstein: I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

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Quote by Albert Einstein: I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

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Quote by Albert Einstein: Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Yakov Smirnoff

#Funny #Party #Russia

Quote by Albert Einstein: If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Yakov Smirnoff

#Funny #Party #Russia

Quote by Albert Einstein: In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

Yakov Smirnoff

#Funny #Party #Russia

Quote by Albert Einstein: I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

Yakov Smirnoff

#Funny #Party #Russia

Quote by Albert Einstein: Life is a party. Dress for it.
Life is a party. Dress for it.

Audrey Hepburn

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Quote by Albert Einstein: The play of a pain is a party.
The play of a pain is a party.

Lailah Gifty Akita

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Quote by Albert Einstein: The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.
The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#Funny quotations #Funny quote #Funny quotes #Girl quotes

Quote by Albert Einstein: Be watchful of the dangers of pleasure.
Be watchful of the dangers of pleasure.

Lailah Gifty Akita

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Quote by Albert Einstein: Money is the anthem, of succes, so put on your mascara and your party dress
Money is the anthem, of succes, so put on your mascara and your party dress

Lana Del Rey

#Fun #Long #Having fun

Quote by Albert Einstein: No self respecting woman should wish or work for the success of a party that ignores her sex.
No self respecting woman should wish or work for the success of a party that ignores her sex.

Susan B. Anthony

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Quote by Albert Einstein: Diversity is being invited to the party; inclusion is being asked to dance.
Diversity is being invited to the party; inclusion is being asked to dance.

Verna Myers

#Equality #Diversity #Humanity #Empowerment

Quote by Albert Einstein: Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Mark Twain

#Humor #Wit

Quote by Albert Einstein: People in hell want snowcones.
People in hell want snowcones.

Nora Roberts

#Funny #Funny and random #Mithra #Nora roberts

Quote by Albert Einstein: I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Lucille Ball

#Happy birthday #Beauty #Funny birthday

Quote by Albert Einstein: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

#Funny #Humor #Mean

Quote by Albert Einstein: He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

Carroll Bryant

#Funny #Funny but true #Humor #Humorous

Quote by Albert Einstein: April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.
April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

Criss Jami

#April fools #April fools day #Funny #Funny but true

Quote by Albert Einstein: All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too dr...
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

Carroll Bryant

#Comical #Funny #Funny humor #Humor

Quote by Albert Einstein: Un croquis vaut mieux qu
Un croquis vaut mieux qu

Napoleon Bonaparte

#Witty #Funny inspirational #Business

Quote by Albert Einstein: Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Bill Cosby

#Funny

Quote by Albert Einstein: God is on the side with the best artillery
God is on the side with the best artillery

Napoleon Bonaparte

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