That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea. by Nora Roberts

Nora Roberts: Life, Legacy, and Inspiration

Nora Roberts, a renowned figure known for their contributions to Humor, Life, has inspired countless individuals with their wisdom. The quote 'That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.' emphasizes the importance of Wisdom in our journey toward personal growth and self-discovery. Explore related topics, similar quotes, and more inspirational content on this page.

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