Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Humor inspirational 5

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  Checked thoroughly, humans stink.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Behavioural psychology #Funny humor #Human nature #Humanity and society

  

  Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

  Stephen Colbert

  #Humor #Life

  

  Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  #Colleges #Genius #Home schooling #Humor

  

  Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

  George Carlin

  #Fighting #Humor #Misattributed george carlin #Peace

  

  Nothing iseternal.Everything elseis not.

  Will Advise

  #British humour #Eternity #Everything #Generalisations

  

  Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.

  Neel Burton

  #Amusement #Cognitive psychology #Comedy #Humour

  

  On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  #Humor #Wit

  

  Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.

  Raheel Farooq

  #Political correctness #Political humor #Political hypocrisy #Politicians

  

  Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

  George Carlin

  #Humor #Life #School

  

  You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

  Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

  #Humor #Misattributed to shakespeare #Notoriety

  

  I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.

  Oscar Wilde

  #Fashion #Humor

  

  At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  All of which does not alter the fact that Pnin was on the wrong train.

  Vladimir Nabokov

  #Absurdity #Humor #Irony

  

  April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

  Criss Jami

  #April fools #April fools day #Funny #Funny but true

  

  Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

  Abraham Lincoln

  #Funny #Humor #Internet #Quotes

  

  For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs.

  Nicholas Sparks

  #Food #Humor #Skinny

  

  Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

  Will Rogers

  #Funny #Humor #Mean

  

  He then departed, to make himself still more interesting, in the midst of an heavy rain.

  Jane Austen

  #Humor #Men #Rain

  

  Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

  Fulton J. Sheen

  #Catholicism #Confession #Humor #Religion

  

  I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I began to feel like a kept man and it felt great.

  Charles Bukowski

  #Humour #Self deprecatory

  

  I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.

  George Carlin

  #Childhood #Humor

  

  I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

  Jane Austen

  #Convoluted speech #Expression #Humor #Intelligibility

  

  I don't think I'd want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway.

  Haruki Murakami

  #Humorous #Humour

  

  I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

  Jane Austen

  #Funny #Girls #Humor #Mean

  

  A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.

  Stephen King

  #Humor

  

  A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear.

  William Shakespeare

  #Fools #Humor #Ignorance #Intelligence

  

  If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

  George Bernard Shaw

  #Family #Humor

  

  Invisible things are the only realities.

  Edgar Allan Poe

  #Humor #Satire

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