Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Humor inspirational 6

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  I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

  Stephen Colbert

  #Christian #Jesus #Selfish

  

  Indifference is the revenge the world takes on mediocrities.

  Oscar Wilde

  #Humour #Mediocrities #Revenge

  

  As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

  John Green

  #Humor

  

  Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

  Mark Twain

  #Humor

  

  Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.

  Jane Austen

  #Humor

  

  When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  Fish and visitors stink after three days.

  Ursula K. Le Guin

  #Humor #Science fiction

  

  Humor is a part of spirituality.

  Zooey Deschanel

  #People #Feelings #Aim

  

  I can't go on, I'll go on.

  Samuel Beckett

  #Absurdity #Drama #Existentialism #Fiction

  

  I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.

  Veronica Roth

  #Allegiant #Blood #Divergent #Humor

  

  I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.

  Edgar Allan Poe

  #Faith #Fool #Humor #Self confidence

  

  I have not yet tranquillised myself enough to see Frederica.

  Jane Austen

  #Classic literature #Fiction #Humour

  

  I take this continent with me into the grave.

  Ray Bradbury

  #Death #Humor #Poetry

  

  The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  #Cats #Funny #Humor #Kittens

  

  The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

  Arthur Schopenhauer

  #Audiences #Folly #Fools #Humor

  

  I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.

  Stephen King

  #Family #Humor #Parents

  

  I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

  Roald Dahl

  #Humor

  

  If more Africans had eaten missionaries, the continent would be in better shape.

  Maya Angelou

  #Africa #Humor

  

  Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool.

  William Shakespeare

  #Clown #Fool #Humor #Labels

  

  You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.

  Tina Fey

  #Blonde humor #Kindlehighlight

  

  A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions.

  George Eliot

  #Arrogance #Humor #Society

  

  Colourful lips are pretty, child but they also speak colourful lies.

  J. Limbu

  #Girl #Human #Humour #Lies

  

  Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

  Voltaire

  #Humor #Illusion #Philosophy

  

  THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

  George Carlin

  #Fellatio #Humor #Sex

  

  Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

  William Shakespeare

  #Food #Humor

  

  A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.

  George R.R. Martin

  #Funny #Game of thrones #Humor #Masterbation

  

  When you feel like throwing rocks, make sure they're ones no one can throw back.

  Rebecca McKinsey

  #Arguments #Boldness #Humor #Words

  

  With a book he was regardless of time...

  Jane Austen

  #Humor #Reading #Reading books

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