Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Humor 3

• This page features a carefully curated selection of quotes and sayings that inspire you to reflect on the true meaning of Humor. Dive into the emotions and experiences tied to Humor and uncover profound insights and inspiration to brighten your journey. Whether you're seeking wisdom, comfort, or motivation, these quotes provide a moment of reflection and warmth.
  

  All of which does not alter the fact that Pnin was on the wrong train.

  Vladimir Nabokov

  #Absurdity #Humor #Irony

  

  April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

  Criss Jami

  #April fools #April fools day #Funny #Funny but true

  

  Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

  Abraham Lincoln

  #Funny #Humor #Internet #Quotes

  

  For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs.

  Nicholas Sparks

  #Food #Humor #Skinny

  

  He then departed, to make himself still more interesting, in the midst of an heavy rain.

  Jane Austen

  #Humor #Men #Rain

  

  Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

  Fulton J. Sheen

  #Catholicism #Confession #Humor #Religion

  

  I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I began to feel like a kept man and it felt great.

  Charles Bukowski

  #Humour #Self deprecatory

  

  I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.

  George Carlin

  #Childhood #Humor

  

  I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

  Jane Austen

  #Convoluted speech #Expression #Humor #Intelligibility

  

  Perfect sanity is a myth propagated by straitjacket salesmen.

  Rebecca McKinsey

  #Culture #Humor #Insanity #Myth

  

  Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.

  Natalya Vorobyova

  #Assassin #Assassins #Humor #Life

  

  Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.

  Neil Gaiman

  #Death #Humor #Mortality #Patience

  

  Fish and visitors stink after three days.

  Ursula K. Le Guin

  #Humor #Science fiction

  

  Humor is a part of spirituality.

  Zooey Deschanel

  #People #Feelings #Aim

  

  I can't go on, I'll go on.

  Samuel Beckett

  #Absurdity #Drama #Existentialism #Fiction

  

  I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.

  Veronica Roth

  #Allegiant #Blood #Divergent #Humor

  

  I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.

  Edgar Allan Poe

  #Faith #Fool #Humor #Self confidence

  

  I have not yet tranquillised myself enough to see Frederica.

  Jane Austen

  #Classic literature #Fiction #Humour

  

  When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I take this continent with me into the grave.

  Ray Bradbury

  #Death #Humor #Poetry

  

  The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  #Cats #Funny #Humor #Kittens

  

  The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

  Arthur Schopenhauer

  #Audiences #Folly #Fools #Humor

  

  I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.

  Stephen King

  #Family #Humor #Parents

  

  I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

  Roald Dahl

  #Humor

  

  Colourful lips are pretty, child but they also speak colourful lies.

  J. Limbu

  #Girl #Human #Humour #Lies

  

  Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

  Voltaire

  #Humor #Illusion #Philosophy

  

  THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

  George Carlin

  #Fellatio #Humor #Sex

  

  Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

  William Shakespeare

  #Food #Humor

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