Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Humor 9

• This page features a carefully curated selection of quotes and sayings that inspire you to reflect on the true meaning of Humor. Dive into the emotions and experiences tied to Humor and uncover profound insights and inspiration to brighten your journey. Whether you're seeking wisdom, comfort, or motivation, these quotes provide a moment of reflection and warmth.
  

  My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

  George Bernard Shaw

  #Humor

  

  We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.

  George W. Bush

  #Bushism #Friends #Humor #Pacemaker

  

  Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Divinity and attitude #Funny humor #Good and evil #Metaphysical beliefs

  

  Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

  Lady Gaga

  #Brick #Dead #House #Humor

  

  My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

  Michelle M. Pillow

  #Author #Cat #Fiction #Humor

  

  Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.

  Shannon L. Alder

  #Bizarreness #Crazy #Funny #Gotta laugh

  

  Persistent smile brings out hollow dimples, and persistent frowns brings out hollow wrinkles.

  Michael Bassey Johnson

  #Depression #Dimples #Frowning #Happiness

  

  That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed.

  George R.R. Martin

  #A game of thrones #A song of ice and fire #Humour #Jaime lannister

  

  The flicker, the flutter, even thoughts can stutter.

  Hubert Martin

  #Attributed no source #Best #Change #Confidence

  

  I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.

  George Carlin

  #Bambi #Childhood #Hip #Humor

  

  I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny quotes #Humour life #Humourous quote #Jokes and whatever

  

  The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live.

  Michael Bassey Johnson

  #Eternal #Eternity #Humor #Life

  

  A paradox is a storm that rains on itself.

  Shannon L. Alder

  #Conudrum #Dark angels #Drama #Humor

  

  Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.

  Shannon L. Alder

  #Free #Funny #Giggle #Happiness

  

  Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Education #Funny but true #Humour #Knowledge wisdom

  

  Love is like chickenpox. It's much worse when it comes late.

  Neel Burton

  #Disease #Humour #Love #Relationships

  

  An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

  Solange nicole

  #Funny but true #Humor #Life lessons #Philosophy

  

  Any fool can start a religion. And many do.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #God #Good and evil #Reality of life #Religion and philosophy

  

  Never before have the tools of value creation been so great and the potential artisans so busy watching the Kardashians.

  Ryan Lilly

  #Art #Artisans #Create #Creation

  

  Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny but true #Funny quotes #Humour life #Humourous quote

  

  What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

  Carroll Bryant

  #Comical #Funny #Humor #Humorous

  

  Today the same thing over. I've got it up the tree again.

  Mark Twain

  #Battle of the sexes #Creation #Humor #Love

  

  When I die I hope it may be said:'Her suffering was black, but her books were read'.

  Shannon L. Alder

  #Author #Death #Feelings #Humor

  

  Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.

  Oscar Wilde

  #Flirtation #Humor #Marriage #Women

  

  And when they dusted my mind for your fingerprints they found yours.

  Shannon L. Alder

  #Cops #Criminals #Fingerprints #Forensics

  

  The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

  Dorothy Parker

  #curiosity #boredom #inspiration #wisdom

  

  The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

  James Branch Cabell

  #optimism #humor #wisdom #perspective

  

  As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: Every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

  John Glenn

  #humankind #humanity #humor #wisdom

  

  The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.

  Criss Jami

  #Achievement #Arrogance #Bragging #Challenges

  

  The irony of rule followers is they often quote a lot of people that do not follow as many rules as they do.

  Shannon L. Alder

  #Authority #Authors #Bibliography #Does it matter

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