Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Humour 10

• This page features a carefully curated selection of quotes and sayings that inspire you to reflect on the true meaning of Humour. Dive into the emotions and experiences tied to Humour and uncover profound insights and inspiration to brighten your journey. Whether you're seeking wisdom, comfort, or motivation, these quotes provide a moment of reflection and warmth.
  

  The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.

  Abraham Lincoln

  #Attractiveness #Beauty #Humor #Life

  

  To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.

  Ilyas Kassam

  #Comedy #Divine comedy #Humour #Laughter

  

  Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.

  Alice Hoffman

  #Humor #Romance #Unrequited love

  

  The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.

  Carl Sagan

  #Absurdity #Humor #Reason #Sagan

  

  The Reformer is always right about what's wrong. However, he's often wrong about what is right.

  G.K. Chesterton

  #Catholicism #Christianity #Humor #Protestantism

  

  The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.

  Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  #Finance humor #Finances #Financial year #Food

  

  they all think men are obsolete. useless. as if we're just some sexual appendix.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  #Gender #Men #Sexy humor

  

  If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser?in case you thought optimism was dead.

  Robert Brault

  #optimism #humor #resilience #wisdom

  

  I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I'm a Joker. Dangerous and silly at the same time.

  Nuno Roque

  #Artistry #Artists quotes #Arts #Buffoon

  

  In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

  Mark Twain

  #Education #Humor

  

  If God wanted us to get high, he'd have created plants that became psychoactive when eaten or smoked.

  Stephen Colbert

  #God #High #Humor #Plants

  

  We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.

  Sandra Chami Kassis

  #Funny #Humor #Ideas #Mind power

  

  I want to make sure I remember what real ugly is. I might want to tell my grandchildren someday.

  Stephen King

  #Dark #Humor

  

  It is not what they say, but the reaction that tells you everything you need to know.

  Shannon L. Alder

  #Beautiful boy #Being in love #Brilliant #Connections

  

  If you say it very softly, with a smile, you can get away with saying almost anything, even the truth.

  Neel Burton

  #Communication #Humour #Psychology #Self deception

  

  I'm going out for a bottle of champagne. We're going to get bombed.

  Stephen King

  #Drinking #Humor

  

  Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.

  Criss Jami

  #Amusement #Arrogance #Athletics #Cocky

  

  It takes more than balls to be a woman. It takes ovaries.

  Solange nicole

  #Bravery #Feminist quotes #Humor #Sexes

  

  It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

  Stephen Colbert

  #Humour #Mitch mcconnell #Politics #Twitter

  

  Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

  Munia Khan

  #Always #Crippled #Decision #Decisions

  

  People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.

  Stephen King

  #Guests #Humor #Humorous #Inspirational

  

  Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.

  Solange nicole

  #Cute #Faith #Funny #God

  

  Walang matibay na relasyon kung buhay pa ang mga Kalapating mababa ang lipad...

  Napz Cherub Pellazo

  #Inspirational quotes #Life lessons #Life quotes #Sarcasm

  

  When writing, I uncage KAT: Keep Adding Tension. Even if I don't know where the story's going, petting the KAT keeps it purring.

  Don Roff

  #Author #Author quotes #Conflict #Event

  

  Creativity is when a stupid clever soul gets up from bed and do amazing things that makes the world think he is wise.

  Michael Bassey Johnson

  #Amazing #Bed #Clever #Creative power

  

  Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  #Computers #Humor #Sex #Technology

  

  Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally.

  Stephen King

  #Democracy #Humor #It #Stephen king

  

  We always emerge from the death of a loved one like a phoenix arising from its funeral pyre.

  Janvier Chouteu-Chando

  #Altruism #Betrayal #Faith #Family

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