Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Sexy humor

they all think men are obsolete. useless. as if we're just some sexual appendix.

Chuck Palahniuk

#Gender #Men #Sexy humor

For me writing has always been best when it's intimate, as sexy as skin on skin.

Stephen King

#Inspiration #Inspirational quote #True

I hate the word sexy.

Ursula Andress

#People #Looks #Problem

It's better to look important than sexy.

Vivienne Westwood

#Fashion #Conformity #Reason

You don't have to be naked to be sexy.

Nicole Kidman

#Past #Live in the moment #Forget

Life is too important to be lived without a sense of humor.

Oscar Wilde

#Life #Humor #Joy #Perspective

A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.

Kahlil Gibran

#Humour #Proportion #Sense #Tolerance

Youir're doing this wrong.

Will Advise

#British humour #Grammar #Humour #Spelling

FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.

Stephen King

#Humor #Humour #Stephen king

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

George W. Bush

#Bushism #Dumb #Fish #Gaffe

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Stephen King

#Definitions #Humor

The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.

Mark W. Boyer

#Humor relationships #Inspirational life #Marriage humor #Relationship quotes

The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Connotation #Humor #Humour #Orgasm

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

Charles Dickens

#Humor #Laughter

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

Carroll Bryant

#Comedy #Comedy humor #Humor #Humorist

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

Neil Gaiman

#Bananas #Blood #Book #Fantasy

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Aphorism #Aphorisms #Forget #Funny