Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Humourous quotes

I've nothing against people. Just a,,,oles. But then, most people are.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Cynical humor #Funny but true #Good thoughts #Humourous quote

Men from children nothing differ.

William Shakespeare

#Humour #Humourous #Irl #Shakespeare