If I were married, I would be unmarried. by Fakeer Ishavardas

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.

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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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