When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass. by Unknown

Unknown: Life, Legacy, and Inspiration

Unknown, a renowned figure known for their contributions to Apocalypse, Deal with it, Humor, has inspired countless individuals with their wisdom. The quote 'When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass.' emphasizes the importance of Life in our journey toward personal growth and self-discovery. Explore related topics, similar quotes, and more inspirational content on this page.

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